He is an equal opportunity slut.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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