When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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