That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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