idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
All the doctor said was why
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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