I think I died a long time ago.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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