It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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