they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
its liver damage thursday
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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