He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Someone came in the potted fern
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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