There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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