You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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