Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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