I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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