So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have fence marks all over my body
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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