38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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