You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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