How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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