They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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