When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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