Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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