She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
