This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I have tasted many bathrooms
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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