Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You pole danced in your parka.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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