I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Life without a bra equals bliss.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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