Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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