have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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