I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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