Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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