My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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