remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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