Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
i out mim tonsoeep
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