i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Success! We fucked roommates!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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