Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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