Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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