dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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