we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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