Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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