How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
