Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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