Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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