Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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