Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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