i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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