i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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