OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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