The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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