doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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