Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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