It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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