gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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