why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Well I just put wine in my tea
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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