I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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